future kid

so if i were to have a future kid. i would probably make sure he was born benching and squating 300 pounds. he would be an amazing football player... you know like going to the NFL good! i would tell him to treat people with respect if that's the way he wants to be treated. I would let him know that ill always be there for him. he will go to school graduate and go to college. then he will run away and be raised by a pack of loving hyenas. hopefully someday i can watch him ride one of these hyenas but until i have a kid this is not possible :)