Stupid commercials

ok well there was this one time when i saw this commercial on t.v. and was like i have to have this object. well it was one of those trace books. where you know the picture is on one side and it reflects the other half of the image to other side so you can trace it.... blah blah blah,, yeah whatever crap was bobo.. i had no idea how to use the thing neither did my dad or mom... its like they made this commercial heart warming to kids,, untill we get this thing in the mail and find out it child proof or it should just say to use this toy you must have an ACT score of 30 lol. after this trajic accident,, where I my 7 year old past self,, got a toy and never got to use it once because i was NOT SMART ENOUGH :( i let my eyes over take my brain and tell myself i wanted this thing so bad.. all i did was jump out of my seat, and run home from the bus everyday to see if something was here i was never going to use!

its my way of the world ending

when the world comes to an end.  ALL GINGERS will arise from the dead, and start eating everyone that is a non classified ginger. so therefore a ginger apocalypse will happen. while this ginger apocalypse is happening there will be one human down in the bomb shelter creating a homemade armigetan nuke. he will drop this in the middle of earth to save him self from the pain of being eatin from ginger zombies. he will blow earth into tiny bits, and there will no longer be  civilization on earth. it sounds like a great way for the world to end because us gingers are going extinct, and also get made fun of all the time. so that will be the last couple days of earth. i wont be here when this happens a 1000 years down the road. but i am the creator of the ginger zombies. i did this because of my terrible high school class men made fun of me for being a ginger, calling me little, and telling me im not good enough!!!! yeahhh,,, well good luck to all of you :)